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An amazing friend that you will always somehow end up starting to fall for. Though if you do fall for her, it should be a challenge practically to the death of getting her. When you finally get her, you'll never regret it. She's even nicer and funnier than before. Everyone should be able to have a Maggie. Hey, my opinion on this is maybe a Jackson and Maggie would be pretty good ;).
"Hey who is that?"
"Oh, just Maggie. She's just perfect and amazing in every possible way."
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The kinda bitch to get turned on by sombreros
I saw some bitch boning a Mexican. She must be a Maggie
Maggie by LilThookah August 31, 2020
Maggie will be one of the kindest chicks you know, but everything comes at a cost. She may appear bubbly, happy, cheerful, warm, and loving on the outside, but fear not, she DEFINITELY has a polar opposite side of her. If you piss her off, she may play it off as if it's no big deal, but internally she's screaming at you and near certainly wishing for your death. Maggie has a short temper, a snappy, witty side, quick responses and a sarcastic sense of humour, but her heart is naturally big! :D Although she has a habit of overthinking, overattaching, clinging onto virtually anyone near her, she's always one you can trust to keep your secrets and offer genuine advice too. It's hard for Maggie to take things seriously at times, she may laugh in miserable situations and giggle at catastrophes.. but that's just because she undoubtedly has a psychotic side to her. If you have a Maggie in your life, cherish her! She'll be one of your most loyal friends! Take care of her, she might act out at times, but know that she loves you no matter what <3.. <3
"Hey, I wonder how Maggie's doing these days? She was one of my closest childhood friends."
Maggie by mgg aie October 26, 2020
A girl who is a big jerk. One you should stay away from. She gossips regularly even about her best friends. She is also very self conscience so she calls girls that are prettier than her ugly.
"Hey Maggie!"
" You're such an ugly butt."
Maggie by Maggie(I stink) January 1, 2012
A blond white stripper. Has long hair and flirts too much and can't dance but thinks she can
Human: ugh she's dancing again
Human two: is it Maggie?
Maggie by A human who was born December 6, 2016
A girl who appears nice but as you get to know her turns mean. She is a backstabber. She is a priss and a teacher's pet. She lies to get her way and make you seem bad. She is very popular and will do anything to out-shine you, even if you're her friend. Stay away from Maggies, They are never good.
"Ew. She is acting like Maggie."
"Wow. Whatta Maggie."
Maggie by Brooke Tobin February 28, 2013
This girl is an ass! She will pretend to be your best friend but talks shit about you behind your back. Do not become friends with a Maggie because she WILL turn on you!!! She will try and act nice for a while but her true side will come out!
Sally: HEY MAGGIE!!

Maggie: OH HEY GIRLLL!

( when sally walked away Maggie turns to Ana)

Maggie: OMG that girl is so annoying
Ana: I thought you guys are best friends

Maggie: no I never liked her....
Maggie by Afrawl December 8, 2017