marital coma 

The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.

Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.

marital coma by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

meditating 

typed symbol for happily meditating. Asterisk between happy anime eyes symbolizes third eye as in buddist designs

"practice ^*^ " meaning I am online but meditating, will be back in awhile

meditating by leonardpoutine August 6, 2009

marital 

Single, Married, Divorced, Widowed and in relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my marital status: i am in RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!

marital by ..:::JaY-CooL:::.. October 20, 2005

maxitard

being so retarded only autonomic functions take place in your life

Mike is such a fucking maxitard he cant even make a sentence!

maxitard by maxi-zoom-tardo November 10, 2009

Madiana 

The most beautiful woman of all time. Madiana is the girl of your dreams is literally the best girl she has a beautiful smile and just everything about her is perfect. She likes to stay in long relationships and is very loyal. She can be a goof and serious she has the greatest personality anyone could ask for.

Saul: Damn, whos that.

Bob: That's the new girl I heard her name is Madiana.
Saul: Wow, she's so perfect.

Madiana by Haurcute December 10, 2019

Marital Bush 

When a woman stops shaving her private area because she just doesn't care anymore now that she is married. This can include her legs and pits too.

This term is also applicable to men if he stops "grooming" his area because he has gotten too comfortable in his relationship.

*Individuals can have a marital bush without necessarily being married if they have already become too comfortable in their relationship.*

"Damn, that shit used to be nice and smooth," said Bob.

"What's going on now?" Asked Sam.

"She's got that marital bush going on. She just don't give a damn no more."

Marital Bush by RitaMcCheetah99 January 7, 2010

Maditus 

A condition in which the sufferer is under the constant impression that they are the toughest shit on the block and should be recognised by all for this achievement.

Mad Guy: Then I like benched 100 kilograms to finish my 20 hour gym sesh.
Guy whispers to friend: Why is he telling us this?
Friend: He's got maditus

Maditus by DJFM April 21, 2011