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Macnotfounddd

Macnotfounddd thought you could cool something down in a microwave there for he is stupid as f-
by Macnotfounddd February 12, 2022
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Wiping Margott

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.
"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"
by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011
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Lates MacGates

An awkward way to say "later" or "late" when trying to act cool. An adjective describing an assignment, application or form that is given after the deadline.
"So I'll see you in an hour?"
"Yeah, totally"
"Alright man! Lates Macgates"

"The bus is so Lates MacGates"

"It's past the due date. Your Prof is never going to accept your Lates MacGates paper"
by gdwbush January 13, 2014
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Crotch maggots

When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.

These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.
"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."
by Information Douglas June 3, 2014
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crack maggot

Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.
It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.
by AnarchyLED August 21, 2016
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Dick Maggots

Those little bugs that crawl around the end of your knob screamingSkiddley doo doo”. Dick maggots are all homosexual so they love bareback.
Far out my Dick Maggots are itchy!!
by Derrick Rolland May 9, 2018
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Meta Maggot

A term used typically in a video game toward players who firmly believe that it's only necessary to use Characters or strategies that are "popular", "high tier", or simply put, "meta". In most cases, Meta Maggots Disparage players who prefer less popular strategies who take a more unique approach to games, or otherwise, purely for enjoyment.
Being a Meta Maggot is commonly mistaken as a skilled player, but rather a player who is copying another player's successful strategies, allowing the meta maggot player to appear skilled for copying the strategy of a skilled player.
"Can you please stop being a meta maggot for once, and actually think for yourself? You might enjoy the game more."

The meta maggot insisted on playing as Fox in Super Smash Brothers Melee since Fox is considered top tier/meta.

The meta maggots absolutely hated the Valkyrie profile FFBE unit banner because all the units didn't fit in the game's competitive meta scene.

The meta maggot refuses to play with any players in Monster hunter world that uses Sword and Shield types, because they are a niche weapon style.
by Mlockwell October 29, 2018
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