Magic Cooties

A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.

Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.

by Pineal September 2, 2020

magical lettuce

Slang for Marijuana, Weed, Grass, Ganja, Buddha, Mary Jane, Gamecube.

##1: Hey man, what you been smokin'?

%%2: I'm on that magical lettuce man.

by Sky @ Texas July 13, 2006

Updated Magic

1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.

Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!

by Updated Magic May 30, 2016

AP Magic

What we all wish we could take in high school.
Damn wizards get all of the good stuff.

My friend: “What clases are you taking this semester?”
Me: “AP Magic... it’s exclusive so don’t ask

by Skolas, Kell of Kells March 8, 2019

Warby Magic

a type of magic that only one person can provide, can be passed on from this person and gives uncontrollable jazz hands. can also be used in conjunction with high school musical jump.

man i just got crazy warby magic!

by MattyC963 October 16, 2009

Magic Mushrooms

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.

Wow, those magic mushrooms really helped to get over my parents distressing me, as I came to the conclusion that their constant emotional ravaging towards me, was irrelevent.

by Rebecka Nothing August 20, 2003

magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.

I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!

by joesc September 7, 2013