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AP Magic

What we all wish we could take in high school.
Damn wizards get all of the good stuff.
My friend: “What clases are you taking this semester?”
Me: “AP Magic... it’s exclusive so don’t ask
by Skolas, Kell of Kells March 8, 2019
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Updated Magic

1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.
Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!
by Updated Magic May 30, 2016
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magical lettuce

Slang for Marijuana, Weed, Grass, Ganja, Buddha, Mary Jane, Gamecube.
##1: Hey man, what you been smokin'?

%%2: I'm on that magical lettuce man.
by Sky @ Texas July 13, 2006
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Magic peter

Originated from jesus times. The act in which you place ones foreskin to the perimeter of your mouth and blow inside, thus inflating the foreskin of ones penis. Also see Penisbubble
1. "hey mike, fancy giving me a Magic peter?"

2. "and there they were, having a Magic peter!"
by pwoink November 13, 2009
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Warby Magic

a type of magic that only one person can provide, can be passed on from this person and gives uncontrollable jazz hands. can also be used in conjunction with high school musical jump.
man i just got crazy warby magic!
by MattyC963 October 16, 2009
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Magic Mushrooms

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.
Wow, those magic mushrooms really helped to get over my parents distressing me, as I came to the conclusion that their constant emotional ravaging towards me, was irrelevent.
by Rebecka Nothing August 20, 2003
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magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.
I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!
by joesc September 7, 2013
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