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Myspace

to put it simply:

1. a stupid fucking website where people waste their lives

2. all the fags/emos/assholes/losers have one
OMG! I'm such a faggot! I took a slutty pic a million times in my bathroom before i got it right! like OMG! Nnow i might get a friend on myspace!
by hagoo August 6, 2006
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the single gayest, lamest saddest waste of life and/or time on the internet. Use only if you are a complete loser with no motervation in life.
Tom: yo buddy wanna go catch a movie tonight?
Frank: nah man im gonna sit and hope someone comments on my myspace.
Tom: loser
by myspaceisgay August 23, 2006
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Let's go view some MySpace's to see people we don't know!
by this is me August 31, 2005
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1)A website where goth kids talk about their problems and make fantasies about meeting someone
2) A site where a 75 year old male can look at picture of younger kids and hopefully "meet" them at an "arcade"
ONE DAY: hey look there are kids from myspace O GOODNESS they are cutting themselves!
NEXT DAY: Whered those kids from myspace go? Oh, thats right they are at the bottom of the river...shame.
by Jesus Chris aka the docta June 16, 2005
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Was a great site years ago, but became ad-filled, annoying and full of ridiculous losers and girls who have nothing to do but take pictures of their bodies. Myspace is a site where you can add music and customize your page, however how much customization can you even get? They have ads everywhere that popup, make noise, and just annoy you. Their new "spam" filter that requires you to type in the letters just to edit your HTML is a hassle and doesn't even work because people still spam everywhere.

People there do not know the meaning of TRUE graphic and web designing. Instead, stupid 14 year olds and even 10 year olds or people of other ages download a few Photoshop brushes, splat it in a blank document and call it their own background or banner. Then when the brush's artist comes along and complain, the myspace user would be like" doOd wah da fuqq i did diz myslef!!1"

Girls and guys have no lives, almost 85% of them are truly immature going around adding random people to rate their half naked pictures and their crap filled pages that are stretched out with videos, have complimentary colors that will blind your eyes, or disgusting pictures of themselves. Then when they get stalked by a sexual predator, they wonder why it happened. They act like everyone is a "hater" and wants to "jock their shit" when really they were the ones "jocking" other peoples' art and hating on others. NO ONE WANTS/NEEDS/TRIES TO HATE YOU.

Then the site has stupid errors like "unknown error" or "unexpected error" like wtf? Everything I do is wrong? Then the main page is like a matchy-patchy ad-page featuring an upcoming show or movie poorly done and lagging the browser. Peoples' choices of music kills my desire of wanting to go to their page, especially when it's full of videos, I can't even see where the music player is, meanwhile it's blasting my ears off.

I used to like this site, but not it sucks. Thanks, but no thanks. I hope myspace rots.
I used to go on Myspace but now it sucks because almost everyone there are losers.
by Underwater Ruins April 24, 2008
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A website that takes highschool students focus away from study. Addictive and annoying at the same time. Allows you to make contact with real life bands that have actually made it in the real world.
A Site That Shall Forever Be Seen As Internet God (Other Than Google Of Course).

Facebook and Bebo are much the same.
Parent: are you doing your homework
Teen: Sure *reading comments*
Parent: *Walks in room* What is that?
Teen: Assignment *shifty eyes*



Interviewer: If you could invite 2 people to a dinner party who would they be?
School Captain: my fellow school captain and Tom from myspace so I can tell him how much study time his site took away
by Smiley_Swarley June 28, 2008
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An amazing website with all these features listed below!

1. Adding a bunch of friends, who will NEVER talk to you! Nor can you keep up with them.

2. Seeing a bunch of emo's talk about their day and saying their lives suck! In other words, get stereotypical about it.

3. Look at almost everyones bad taste in music!

4. Emo's that aren't emos at all!

5. A bunch of preps from school you hate and you get to cuss them out without them knowing! But don't post your real name or they will find you.

6. See many women whoring themselves!

7. Alot of bad quality pictures that people will practically at gunpoint make you comment on!

8. Notice how it's copying other sites such as YouTube or Facebook!

So sign up today!
"I already have a YouTube account! Get the fuck away!!!"- General Radec pushing back annoying no life teens trying to force him to get a MySpace.
by General Radec August 10, 2009
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