mushroom tattoo 

To smack someone in the face with a cock

I gave Shelly a mushroom tattoo last night and she loved it

mushroom tattoo by Joswa April 1, 2008

Mushroom sauce 

n. Ejaculate, semen, cum\

Dude, I fuckin' gave her an extra helping of mushroom sauce on her face.

Mushroom sauce by Mikey February 16, 2004

mushroom funk 

Male ejaculate. Due to the strong resemblance between the penis and a mushroom and because some people believe male ejaculate smells like mushrooms.

"Wow! She really digs the mushroom funk!"

"After she went down on me she had some mushroom funk in her hair."

mushroom funk by dedwitey December 11, 2007

Mushroom Salesman

A fine gentleman who sells mushrooms. Generally involved in zinging others.

Well played Mushroom Salesman.

Mushroom Salesman by Zapot April 4, 2010

Mushroom Mode 

Being kept in the dark and fed shit

This project is going to shit, I'm now in Mushroom Mode !

Mushroom Mode by ZaphodJones March 26, 2011

Mushroom Forest 

Any online space that is full of dic pics. Often these are posted without prompting by guys seeking validation that they don't have a teeny weenie or are trolling the waters for a quick slam.

Alternatively, a space full of dildos.

Let's go to /soc/ and get lost in the Mushroom Forest.

Don't go in Jennie's room: it's a Mushroom Forest.

Mushroom Forest by Tree Goblin May 14, 2020

mushroom.fizz 

cool and funny tiktoker that draws random things and yes

mushroom.fizz is funny and draws cool fnaf drawings

mushroom.fizz by Supersonic967 June 23, 2021