The act of punching someone in the face with the tip of your dick (the mushroom). Most effective while fully erect and pulling back on the head to create tension and releasing. This will leave a "mushroom print" if done correctly.
by LiquidShadow8 April 05, 2006
When the head of the penis is a lot larger the the shaft. Resulting in what looks like the top of a mushroom.
by Uncle J J May 25, 2005
Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.
by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006
1. A very trippy orgy, facilitated by drugs.
2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.
3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.
4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.
2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.
3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.
4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.
"Hey, we're drunk, we're bored, we're all here... let's go mushrooming!"
Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.
Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.
by defiantdefiner April 08, 2010
1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.
i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.
by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003
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