!MONG!

!MONG! is something that you yell uncontrollably after being infected with the very contagious Yuri disease in The Specialists RP.

Random: OMFG I just got infected with yuri!
Random 2: Stay the fuck away from me
Random: !MONG!
Random 2: AHH FUCK YOU!
Random: !MONG! !MONG!
(The body of Random has been recovered near the mall)

by Senzuri Brooks November 22, 2007

mong rider

A mong rider is an old style road bike. Often riden by 'hipsters' these days.

A: How are you getting to the party?
B: Riding my mong rider

by oneworddefinition August 17, 2011

Mong Bix

The practise of smoking cannabis through a bong while under the influence of ketamine.

This is a rather intense high, somewhat psychedelic, and sometimes even enjoyable.
The name is a bastardisation of the term Bong Mix, re-arranged so because this activity is known to cause severe episodes of monging out completely.

Bonging and snorting Ketamine together is called Mong Bix, and its fucking intense.

by Fludence May 25, 2010

Mong Out

To relax but in an entirely unproductive manner. Essentially sit in you own filth and do nothing useful.

Not today man, I just need to mong out for a while.

by Lolence April 17, 2019

mong bong

When someone puts the whole of their mouth around the top of the bong instead of inside the lip.

davy hume totally did the mong bong on that cone.

by humey swingers May 16, 2009

Mong off

When 2 people smoke cones back to back and both try to not mong it before the other person

Lets have a mong off

Greg monged it on his 5th cone, decent mong off

by Mong off January 2, 2022

Mong Strength

The uncanny ability for people who are not quite right in the head to have sometimes supernatural strength. Particularly when they are wound up from you calling them a retard.

"Was abusing mental sheppy the other day"
"Fuck that mate, hes got proper mong strength"

by Nozzer September 5, 2006