Don't be fooled. North Miami is not Miami at all. If you like not getting mugged, don't live here. If you like decent people, don't live here. If you like having peace and quiet and not hearing sirens 24/7, don't live here. If gunshots scare you, don't live here. In fact, I just heard two gunshots while writing this. Miami is also pretty dangerous, probably more dangerous, but at least it has something going for it. North Miami sucks. There's nothing here. "Hey I'm going on vacation to North Miami" said nobody ever.
by nahfam August 16, 2016
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Has a crush on a daikon leg Nene, and she has a crush on his BROTHER Minamoto Teru, and she doesn’t notice he likes her.
Has a crush on a daikon leg Nene, and she has a crush on his BROTHER Minamoto Teru, and she doesn’t notice he likes her.
Weeb 1: Do you know the guy from the anime that likes the daikon leg girl?
Weeb 2: Oh do you mean Minamoto Kou?
Weeb 1: Yes! Yes, that’s who I’m talking about.
Weeb 2: Oh do you mean Minamoto Kou?
Weeb 1: Yes! Yes, that’s who I’m talking about.
by OnionChain September 19, 2021
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Two people that attend Miami University located in Oxford, Ohio that probably started out having a Pre-Med major and a Business Major, but as usual they both ended up graduating with a communication major. They probably talk all the time about how they kissed under the arch located under Upham Hall when the clock struck midnight. What they don't talk about is how they got sloshed every Friday and Saturday night at Brick Street, a local night club in Oxford. Any offspring they have have to go to Miami University, otherwise, the Miami Mergers will disown them.
Dad: Did you know that your Mom and I are Miami Mergers.
Son: If I hear this fucking story one more time Dad I will lose my shit.
Son: If I hear this fucking story one more time Dad I will lose my shit.
by ARejectedFratBoy October 20, 2019
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by Joe Spancer May 14, 2006
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Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts, puts an Italian flag sticker on car, tries to speak in Italian, drinks nothing but Italian coffee, cheers for Italy during the World Cup, names children Italian names, ect.
Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts, puts an Italian flag sticker on car, tries to speak in Italian, drinks nothing but Italian coffee, cheers for Italy during the World Cup, names children Italian names, ect.
Murray Schwartz has been wearing that Italian flag T-shirt ever since he married Rossita....I can't hang out with that Miami Sammy anymore.
by MF12321 February 18, 2009
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Jesse: So, this has been the week from hell.
Chad: Fuuuuck... I've been there, I know what you're going through.
Jesse: Uggghh. My wife threatened to divorce me on Tuesday.
Chad: Oh, I went on a date last week... and she would not put out. Fuck that chick!
Jesse: Then my car's transmission went out.
Chad: Fuuuuck. I had a flat last month. Took AAA almost an hour to fix it.
Jesse: And my dog died.
Chad: Fuuuuuuuck. I know man. I had a goldfish die on me when I was ten.
Jessie: Your fucking goldfish?? You... you are a self-centered metamouth!! My God! Why do I come here every week?? You're the worst shrink I ever had.
Chad: Fuuuuck... I've been there, I know what you're going through.
Jesse: Uggghh. My wife threatened to divorce me on Tuesday.
Chad: Oh, I went on a date last week... and she would not put out. Fuck that chick!
Jesse: Then my car's transmission went out.
Chad: Fuuuuck. I had a flat last month. Took AAA almost an hour to fix it.
Jesse: And my dog died.
Chad: Fuuuuuuuck. I know man. I had a goldfish die on me when I was ten.
Jessie: Your fucking goldfish?? You... you are a self-centered metamouth!! My God! Why do I come here every week?? You're the worst shrink I ever had.
by PDXJohnny99 April 22, 2013
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Jon left a steaming "J" on April's back, she's gonna have one hell of a Miami Steamer tan when she wakes up.
by CubanAso September 14, 2006
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