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shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.
I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!
by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016
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Green-miled

When you or someone you love is being Green-miled it can sometimes be hard, yet hilarious to watch. simply put, it is when you're trapped in a conversation with someone who is talking at you. You feel like the dude in the movie of the same name who's mouth is being filled with a thousand angry flies.
Fuck sakes, look at Gary over there getting Green-Miled by that fat cunt Heather again.
by G.Regrets November 25, 2021
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One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that made penguinz0 traumatised as a child.
Damn bro One Missed Call fucking sucked”
by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021
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You missed the joke.

You simply missed the joke. This is a bad thing on the social media. Avoiding this mistake is recommended.
Typer 1: Wow that’s not funny. I did not laugh!
Typer 2: But it’s a meme it’s supposed to be funny.
Typer 3: You missed the joke.
by Idk just someone January 18, 2023
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Business Misleader

A Chipmunk like individual fed with a silver spoon as a baby, who at school intimidated those he considered less fortunate than himself and went on to be educated at university specialising in learning vocabulary to an unnecessarily high standard.

In order to impress, he mastered an uncanny ability for repeatedly dropping words into every conversation, words that only he understands. On occasions, these words will be duplicated to a point where nobody has the faintest idea what he is talking about.

He is easily impressed by empty responses to his regularly posted pompous drivel on various social media platforms which tend to be followed by equally delusional individuals.

Difficult financial situations within the company are created by the ill judged and ultimately fatal decisions he makes during the crusade to fuel his ego and gain recognition as a business leader for which he has absolutely no knowledge, let alone ability to achieve.

When faced with difficult situations which require confronting with determination and commitment, he has an unrivalled ability to speedily retreat and disappear without trace. Occasionally, he comes out under the cover of darkness to pillage and pilfer the product of his employees hard work.

His response to a position of financial adversity is not to seek a solution for his employees and their families but simply to abdicate his responsibility by handing his dummy to the Administrator
As the business misleader the company wont last long with me in charge
by Ravey Davey Gravy October 8, 2023
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Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.
"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"
by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024
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99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.
Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
by kbft0n April 2, 2024
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