Megan

Megan is the type of girl to get a jar of pickles at a gas station and say she watches Bluey even though she is a grown ass adult. Also she got me sweet tea instead of diet soda one time and I'll never forgive her.

Megan and hotdog were hanging out last weekend! ONG

by charlottenunez March 2, 2023

Megan

Silly doll. Put her in the lake. Little ear gobbler.

Cady: Megan, why did that boy hurt me?

M3gan: I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose, fire away fire away xxx

by bellywellynotsmelly January 23, 2023

Meganism

The narcissistic manipulation of others which results in one being ridiculed, demeaned and argued with on a daily, weekly and monthly basis. Commonly leading to one feeling helpless, lost and alone. One subjected to meganism is under anothers total control.

Sally's meganism keeps Jim feeling helpless to change his life for the better most of the time.

by The Godfather 2017 December 31, 2021

Megan

A little whore who steals peoples man’s

Kayla: yeah she is a home wrecker she fucked my man
Sharron: no babe that ain’t no homewrecker that’s deffo a Megan

by Shallyhamstring March 14, 2022

megan

is missing

megan is missing!! oh god!

by barrell lady November 21, 2020

To megan

To back out of an event last minute when you have been offered an invitation to another event, without inviting the original attendees.

E.g. yerrr she totally meganed on us when she went for to Stars and Bars.

Why did she have to megan on us again when she went to Stars and Bars!!! She always does it!!

by The real Susie Dent December 1, 2020

MEGAN

Dirty , street walking , sucking dick for 5 dollars trick.... Is a carrier of blue waffle pussy. Home wrecker with no self respect and will absolutely give your husband crabs !!!!

Jason , I heard you got crabs from MEGAN.

MEGAN will suck your dick for $2.50 she needs to pay the homeless shelter so they don't put her out 😂

by Divorce Bitch June 18, 2022