Masturbatory

Adjective to describe something that is so awesome, it is worth masturbating to.

The model was not only hot, she was masturbatory.

by Hunter Garcia December 29, 2013

Chronic Masturbator

When a male feeds the one eyed trouser snake or fucks his fuck stick, more than 2 times a week; if you jack off more times then 7 times a week you have a bad habit

I know this kid who feeds his one eyed trouser snake so much it died from abusing it too much, too often cause hes a Chronic Masturbator

by Punkrock Mike January 23, 2008

furry masturbater

when a man rubs rabbit fur on his dick and gets aroused and then cums

Aw yah i love being a furry masturbater! It feels so good!

by Ryan Ferguson July 20, 2006

masturbatorium

A place to masturbate, alone, or with others. Example is from a Playboy adult limmericks's column circa 1969.

Today's modern movie emporium
Is not just a cinamatorium
But a hughly effectual,
Heterosexual,
Mutual Masturbatorium.

by napercos October 2, 2005

Jerkoff Masturbator

A Term of Indeerment used on people who enjoy pissing The Pontiff off.

The man who ran in front of my car was a JERKOFF MASTURBATOR so i ran him over.

by The Pontiff November 3, 2003

Masturbatron

A person who masturbates far too often.

Maybe not often enough.

"Open up, Masturbatron, I need to shave!"

by PedroDoesntHaveACar March 3, 2010

masturbatorholic

One who is addicted to masturbating with or without lube spontaneously aroused

Dammit Ray won't stop masturbating even when it's bleeding
Mike responds. That's because he is a masturbatorholic!,

by Huge Dickson January 27, 2014