madi

carrot wizard
carrot enthusiast
"i am the madi and i speak for the carrots."

wow, you're being such a madi right now

by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023

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The action of eating a chromebook while juggling five decapitated infant heads.

Michael: "PLEASE DON'T PUT ME TO DEATH!"
Judge: "But you're charged with third degree Madi..."
Michael: "I APOLOGIZE! PLEASE!"
Judge: "Too late. Death! #slayboss!"

by Abney The Ugly Rat March 31, 2023

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Madi's are girls who can light up a persons mood without even trying. She doesn't think very highly of herself and wears her heart on her sleeve. She is usually blonde with
eyes that are blue , she's very insecure and often thinks she's very ugly and not confident in the way she looks. Madi always cares what other people thinks, and really takes what you say to her with heart. She loves guy friends though cause they light uo her mood and get her away from tensions and make her not care what she looks like very much. Madi's also have an amazing sense of humor and will laugh at many jokes. Madi's are excellent girlfriends, they are amazing kissers and can sometimes be freaky. Madi's are genuinely good people but pick the wrong guys, she often chooses fuck boys and over looks the good guys who could treat her right. But one day she might acaully choose that good guy.
Even though they don't know it they are truly beautiful and any guy is lucky to have this beautiful girl.

Guy 1: How does Madi not know how hot she is.
Guy 2: I don't know man it's a shame, i hope i can get her.
Guy 1: Back off man i wanted her

by zoey hart April 7, 2023

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This girl is blessed with a magazine/photoshopped figure

she sadly doesn't get in trouble for her outfits

Madi is a nice girl, yet its her look that makes you think twice about her

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

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A Madi is the best thing that will ever happen to you. With the most beautiful shade of ginger hair and the most beautiful green eyes. She’s tall and perfect in every way. Not only will you fall in love with her the instant you lay your eyes on her, she also has the most precious heart. A Madi is a Kind, caring, and thoughtful person who’s got the greatest sense of humour. She’s always in your corner when you need her most. She’s always up to do something dumb and is book smart but not street smart. She’s got the greatest hugs and is the greatest shoulder to cry on. You get a sense of safety when you are in the presence of her. She’s got the biggest heart and will give guys her all. She loves hard and fast, but once you break it she shuts down. A Madi is a sweet but sensitive girl who deserves everything in this fucked up world. She’s got the body of a model and a personality of an angel. She tends to pick guys who aren’t good for her and loves them with everything she’s got..even if they don’t do the same. She’s so so so very gorgeous but doesn’t even know it. She refuses to see it, but she’s the prettiest girl you’ll ever meet. Madi’s are something rare in this world and if you are lucky enough to have one in your life. Don’t let her go. Cause she’ll be with you forever and ever. Be so very grateful for your Madi..cause i know that mine will always hold the key to my heart.

Girl #1: did you see Madi?

Boy #1: oh yeah. She is a living angel

by Me>>you July 20, 2023

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