Loner Lunch

Getting lunch by yourself; used when expressing it to others.

Tom: I gotta go with my girlfriend to the mall later. What are you gonna do?

Brad: I'm gonna go get some loner lunch.

by ModusVivendi February 6, 2010

dude lunch

A luncheon date event with a person which inspires feelings of awkward discomfort, or an obligatory although unpleasant experience.

Dude, hanging out with your Chad friends is such a dude lunch.

by Antonio Smith Jones January 27, 2008

lunch class

Some stupid fucking meme

This is the reason I’m failing lunch class

by Vaniillla October 24, 2017

Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.

Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Crotch lunch

A lunch you have where your meal is sitting between your legs (in your crotch) when driving. This meal is very common to busy people who have no time to sit down and eat so they drive and eat at the same time.

Person 1: "I have to get to work but i havent eaten yet!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"

by jaytee15 December 27, 2011

Negative lunch

A word used by certain busy professionals that see clients on a morning and afternoon schedule basis. When your morning session runs into the afternoon session, therfore you have absolutely no time to take a lunch break. When you try take a break, it's done during your afternoon clients scheduled appointments.

Mike was so busy in the morning ar work seeing clients, that he had no time to take a 5-10 minute lunch or even any lunch whatsoever for that matter. He tried to take a break to go to the bathroom or eat something, but only after his afternoon clients already were waiting. He was on NEGATIVE LUNCH!

by Busy November 11, 2012

Developer lunch

An extended lunch break as favored by software developers. Often runs to 3hrs and is typically followed by up to 2hrs of non-work related conversation, e.g. regarding favorite cheeses, upon finally returning to the office. Heartily ignored by management who would clamp down on any other department taking such a lax attitude to work.

Jojo has gone for a developer lunch at the KFC 5miles away so don't expect to get that critical bug fixed this afternoon.

by bigalboston December 23, 2013