to chain smoke during your lunch break instead of eating usually because you have no money for food. Since smoking suppresses your appetite, you will not go hungry. A smoker's lunch may sometimes be accompanied with a cup of coffee.
-hey bob, what did you eat for lunch today?
-nothing, I had a smoker's lunch. i dont have any money left, just cigarettes.
-nothing, I had a smoker's lunch. i dont have any money left, just cigarettes.
by ru 2010 March 18, 2011
Get the Smoker's Lunchmug. Tom: I gotta go with my girlfriend to the mall later. What are you gonna do?
Brad: I'm gonna go get some loner lunch.
Brad: I'm gonna go get some loner lunch.
by ModusVivendi February 6, 2010
Get the Loner Lunchmug. A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.
Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.
by Buns Master December 16, 2011
Get the Ninja Lunchmug. 
Get the Lunch Clubmug. Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
Get the Free Lunchmug. by DonkeyMeat January 23, 2014
Get the lunch lovemug. A lunch you have where your meal is sitting between your legs (in your crotch) when driving. This meal is very common to busy people who have no time to sit down and eat so they drive and eat at the same time.
Person 1: "I have to get to work but i havent eaten yet!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
by jaytee15 December 27, 2011
Get the Crotch lunchmug.