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Loompoomp foot

A debilitating health condition in which the feet are short, fat and hairy, with a high arch. Symptoms include constantly overheated feet due to poor temperature regulation abilities, and an obsessive urge to wet the feet before bed in a misguided attempt to attain optimal hydration. This leaves the feet smelling like soggy mothballs.

Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.
Get those fat, wet feet out of my bed! You must have loompoomp foot!
by benbenefits April 9, 2020
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Loompaumpa

I am on my loompaumpa today.
by yeetiyeeter123 November 16, 2020
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Loompafa

Her loompafa clapped in the wind
by Eleven_paige September 19, 2021
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Loompafa

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Her Loompafa clapped in the wind.
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loomp

loompus oompus
by thenightisstillyoung August 8, 2022
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ltop

Go to Guy Fieri's restaurant and order a burger with LTOP
by WickedTacky February 26, 2023
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Loomph

Loomph- A really funny word for fine girls who like dinosaurs and wear dinosaur stuff and also used by tards to describe her (Also could be a racist term for leparchuns)
Bells Loomph

She’s dating a Loomph
by LeparchunKunt January 16, 2023
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