Lolteracy

The condition or quality of being proficient in the art of chat acronyms.

John: 'hey m8 ow r u 2day roflmao'

Jack: 'Whoa, dude, that is some serious lolteracy!'

by Callum Dougan + The Edge July 16, 2008

Lote

A combination of love + hate. It is an adjective used to describe a situation, relationship, person, or object that has its frequent highs and frequent lows.

#1. Jenny has a lote relationship with French IV.

#2. The couple's lote relatinship eventually got the best of them.

by reditalia593 March 15, 2010

Loltendo 64

The expression lol taken to its natural extreme.

Person 1: "Look, that monkey is on fire!"

Person 2: "Loltendo 64!"

by Alex 'Future Boy'd October 12, 2006

loudest man in the room

Probably the weakest fucking dude in the room

"Look at his gear. Fucking guy struts around like he's Nicky Barnes and shit because he can move some fucking weight."

"You know what they say about the loudest man in the room, right?"

"Yup. Mr. Lucas, you want me to take care of this?"

"Tomorrow. If he doesn't want the Blue Magic - it ends now."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

Lottery Whiner

A person who is always whining about not winning the lottery.

Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.

Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.

by troubledemon February 22, 2010

I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.

I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.

by 10010100011 January 10, 2011

loiter

while engaging in sexual intercourse, to leave ones penis inside the female's vagina after ejaculation.

Friend 1: I loitered your mom last night
Friend 2: Thats awesome

by Shawn(JEW) April 12, 2008