log air

Passing gas that has been filtered through unpassed human feces.

Oh my God. That wasn't just a fart, that must have been log air!

by Poopy McStinky May 4, 2009

toilet log

a long piece of crap usually three or four feet long...it usually smells.

"Wow that toilet log hurt like crazy!"

by Brutal December 4, 2004

chutiye log

Idiots who have nothing else to do other than searching their own fucking names on Urban Dictionary to find it's meaning, so that they can put it up on their Instagram story for everyone to see.. well guess what.. no body fucking cares.

The people I follow on social media are chutiye log

by pun_bun_ May 2, 2018

yule-log

When a person celebrates Christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.

"I'm gonna go drop a yule-log" "Wait, don't shit in the fireplace!"

by Xkcd 1435 December 19, 2011

vag-log

Contracted form of "vagina logic".
Pronounced "vaj loj".

Describes an idea of, or action undertaken by, a woman or women that has no basis in common sense, reason or reality. Typically, such idea or action is clearly incorrect or illogical in the mind(s) of any man/men present, but makes perfect sense to any and all of the women present.

"My wife seized the engine in her car this morning. When I asked her if the oil light ever came on she said that it had been on for awhile, but if there was a problem she thought it would blink faster or make noise or something. Fucking vag-log!"

by PolarTurbo February 16, 2009

Log Jamb

Having two or more turds exceeding eight inches in the bowl at one time. They can either be criss crossed or lined up parallel but they will need some assistance getting flushed.

Dude, I had to use the handle on your plunger to break up a log jamb.

by Benny the Pig November 23, 2009

Shadow Log

The larger then first excrement that shortly follows (usually within minutes) after the primary bowel movement

After taking a most satisfactory dump in log form and leaving the restroom facilities. Being over come by the need to revisit the facilities in a hurry to export the ninja like strike of the shadow log.

THE SHADOW LOG STRIKES AGAIN

by xtech_ninja July 17, 2010