A Literal Boner

A dog bone that looks like a dick.

*in a pet store*
"Oh my god, it's a literal boner!"

Watch as others stare at you awkwardly.

by Finn_Faun February 13, 2022

Literal kangaroo

A racial pejorative for native Australians pushed by the alt right like David Duke.

Dave: "Do you know this about Australia, they've got kangaroos just running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo *swoosh sound* just like that."

Skyler: "..is that like another racial pejorative?"

Dave: "No no, a literal kangaroo!"

by MugClub September 17, 2019

Literal Kangaroo

A xenophobic racial slur for Australians. It was first discovered by Skyler Turden after it was used by Dave Rubin on Youtube Show/ Podcast Louder with Crowder.

"So you're just driving your car and there's a kangaroo out there in public"
"Is that like another racial pejorative?"

"No, no. A literal Kangaroo"

by Mug Clubber September 17, 2019

Literal pee

Pee (literally)

Literal pee

by Bendew December 15, 2020

urbanary literate

Someone who actually uses the Urban Dictionary's word of the day, and then expects everyone else to know what they are talking about.

OMG THAT IS SO *insert word of the day here*!!!
Why is everyone staring at me?! I'm simply urbanary literate!

by nightlover November 3, 2012

Literal retard

People named Ragnar

Look at that literal retard, ah it's Ragnar what did you expect.

by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022

Literally the Literallest

When something is easily understandable and verifiable, and you don't need to explain its meaning, you call it "literally the literallest".

Drinking chocolate milk is literally the literallest. There's nothing you can't understand here.

by HighStarDrag February 28, 2023