Detroit Lions

an example of a weak inferior team. often times an automatic, guaranteed victory
...Guy: hey dude who do you like in the Laker game tonight? Guy2: friggin' kidding me bro? they're playing the DETROIT LIONS of basketball, its a lock. Lakers 129 - Clippers 83
by Pimp in the Box December 29, 2008
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lions tail

Lions tail is a plant that is considered a weed and can reach up to 25 feet tall. The latin name is Leonotis leonorus. It can be used to ease pre-menstural discomfort, but it is more often used as a legal substitute to Cannabis.
"Lets go smoke some weed". "Nah, I dont want to get in trouble. Lets smoke some Lions tail".
by Ryan June 19, 2006
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Lazy lion

A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021
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Beak Lion

An abominaton of mankind that some idiot in his basement created from the void of his own existance. It consists of a basic lion being forced to have a beak, idiotic powers to make everyone cower before them, and to create their own creatures. Calling somone a beak lion is as if your calling them dumber than everyone in a daycare center.
"That Beak Lion has assaulted everyone at the homless shelter" or "You are the enbodyment of a bloody Beak Lion you failed abomination."
by DefaultingCarAlarm28 April 16, 2021
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Mounting Lion

The male version of a cougar. An older man who only targets younger women for sex.
Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.

Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.

Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!
by Butch Dime October 21, 2010
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Lion fudge

Lion fudge means lies. Lion fudge can be used as a noun to refer to a lie, or as an adjective to describe something as untrue (the same way you would use bullshit, horse crap, etc.)
"You seriously believe this liar? He's 100% lion fudge!"
"Don't even bother reading this article. It's just a box of lion fudge."
"That's the biggest lion fudge she's ever told."
by Brambleboy November 16, 2017
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lion main

I really good player who loves to T bag also is sometimes toxic
I hate lion mains they are kinda toxic and always T bags people
by Maverick mains October 18, 2020
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