minecraft

Minecraft is a sandbox game created by Markus Persson, a.k.a "Notch". It is inspired by many games, especially Infiniminer. It has over 400,000 registered players.

There are 6 modes:
Creative: makes you build anything you want, single-player and multiplayer
Survival: a very basic version of Indev, where you have to defend yourself from monsters
Indev: a version which added a number of new features, including crafting and more monsters
Infdev: same thing as Indev except this version added an infinite playing surface

Multiplayer is a part of Creative mode, which allows you to build with other players in servers.
Unfortunately, there are "griefers" that destroy creations including yours.
A survival multiplayer was created in August 2010, which allows players to play Indev with other players.

A typical Minecraft conversation when a griefer comes to a server:

coolguy10: supergriefer54674 is greifed my house!!!!1111
supergriefer54674: lololololololhahahah
supergriefer54674 is banned!
Builder8: Pwned.

by davidjl123 August 12, 2010

Minecraftcito

An amazing song, which makes me cry.

"Get out my room Mum, I'm listening to Minecraftcito!"

by ShivangIsMyDad October 1, 2018

Minecraft Earth

A game that can't just seem to get past private beta. The game currently sucks the ass of a pig and swallows the cum of a horse. Microsoft is taking their good old time to come out with the public beta of a game that has already been made. It is supposed to be a AR game that brings Minecraft into the real world, but can't seem to get past beta and it sucks man pussy.

Friend: Hey, have you played Minecraft Earth yet?
Me: no, because fucking Microsoft won't just release the fucking public beta
Other Friend: yeah, they are gay ass fuck
Me: well, yeah Bill Gates literally named the company after his micro and soft dick

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock

the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing

Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one

by the god of MC:SMS2E4:BTB July 25, 2020

Im playing minecraft

Minecraft is the most epic game as it has 1000000000000 views on youtube at least, and that's a lot! So by saying I'm playing minecraft, you're saying I'm being an epic gamer!

Im playing minecraft.

by SylviaGaming February 21, 2022

minecraft bed

the best sleep you will ever get just make sure no monsters are nearby

"hey baby wanna put your minecraft bed next to mine"

by sexyalgeriangod September 9, 2019

minecraftology

The study of Minecraft.

My son is so addicted to Minecraft that he has become a student of minecraftology.

by Douglas Porter July 18, 2018