lemery

Commonly used as a last name. Origins are French.

If you dont know a Lemery your life is lacking!

by lemsta07 March 19, 2009

legerdemaintenance

1. Creatively deceitful or purposefully obfuscated accounting practices used to hide illegal or embarrassing activities.

2. The mental gymnastics and/or cryptic keystroke sequences required to input data correctly into poorly designed and operationally suspect software applications (e.g., databases, .DOC & .PDF forms, etc.).

A triple portmanteau of 'ledger' (pad for posting business & accounting transactions), 'legerdemain' (magic; deception; trickery) and 'maintenance.'

Upon the discovery of Arthur Andersen's legerdemaintenance, Enron's house of cards collapsed into a stinking pile of shit bankrupting hundreds of former employees & investors.

by ET_Bill January 21, 2011

LeeRoy

LeeRoy is an American commentary YouTuber. His channel was originally called LeeRoy Reacts until early January of 2019, when he rebranded and shortened the name to just “LeeRoy”

Did you see LeeRoy’s new vid!

by Michael.ChRistiAn July 10, 2019

proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011

leverage mount

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you place your foot on a nearby coffee table or other raised surface for better leverage during the mounting.

I started to slip during my mountage, so I had to commence a leverage mount job.

by Richalex May 11, 2006

Leper

Someone who has Leperosy. May have Facial and Body disfigurement. (i.e. The face around the mouth has caved in (literally) )

' Oh my gosh, that guys face has caved in! I think he's a Leper!'

by georgia baby June 11, 2006

LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving)

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).

I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!

by DJ_Jagged June 29, 2009