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Let me stand next to your fire!

When you hear this, it means someone is requesting to put their face next to your butt-hole.
Whenever Jimi Hendrix used the phrase on stage, the bassist would launch a scorching fart in his face. He claimed it helped him "think outside the box."
At the wedding reception, when Mandy asked John to "let me stand next to your fire!" she didn't realize he had been holding in gas since the toast. He unleashed a furious wind upon her, lashing her hair back, and singeing off her eyebrows and nose hair. She pretended to be offended, but the clarity of mind was all that she had hoped for, and more.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
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Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy

She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words

“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy
She responded almost instantly saying

“Lick it up daddy”
by * Kinky daddy* August 16, 2021
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LET ME JUST HELP YOU OUT HERE

Let me just help you out here *Takes a kid and throws him in the back of the van*
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You Really Won’t Let Me Cum Inside You

A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent
Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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lets gety me needy

Let's get some Mary Jane...I need to CHILL!
lets gety me needy was developed by JoJo
by faith&hope11 August 1, 2011
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let off in me

To ejaculate inside a woman. Another way of asking someone to cum inside you.
Oh yeah baby, let off in me and watch it drip out..
by CreampieGuy25 December 17, 2017
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