lemon

A type of fruit. Usualy found in perticular drinks. Sour.

Guy#1: Dude look what i found a lemon!
Guy#2: ...
Guy#1: ...
Guy#2: ......You gona eat that or what?

by -nicotine- March 10, 2005

lemon

Bland, cookie cutter, porno stories. Get to be really tasteless.

Lemon stories are nothing like real lemons (the fruit), because real lemons actually have a constantly intense and nice, sour flavor.

by The Hitokiri-Battousai December 4, 2003

lemons

Very upright boobs; boobs that are practically pointing towards the sky.

Andrew: Woah! nice lemons gracie

Gracie: shut up you pervy transvestite

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

lemon

a female of the homosexual persuasion, usually very attractive-looking and with an impertinent attitude.

Oh, that girl is hot but I bet she's a total lemon.

by rikki May 6, 2005

lemons

definition: the semi-secret nickname for very very annoying boys who like to kill you with their annoyingness.

definition #2: the things you squeeze for lemon juice

definition #3: a very perverted word that is used for private body parts.

definition #4: a word that i used when there is no better word for the cause

#1: Let's kill lemons

#2: Lemons are yellow and sour.

#3: LET'S KICK HIM IN THE LEMONS!

#4: "Do you like the pink one or the blue one?" ---- respond with: "LEMONS."

by yoplait May 13, 2005

lemon

a female who engags in sexual relations with other girls.
including kissing.
usally happens at WAN

bridgette- no tammie i will not make out with you.. you lemon.

tammie- ill go see jamie then shes in to it

by Bridgette;breakdown November 7, 2007

lemon

1. Oldsmobile Eighty Eights
2. All Oldsmobiles period

Friend: My car broke down yesterday.
Me: Damn, must be an oldsmobile

by Da Fella August 17, 2004