snitch lasagna

Snitch Lasagna is a censorship of the popular Pewdiepie song or diss track of T-Series.

Male 1: Yo, dude I got Snitch Lasagna on repeat and it's lit!
Male 2: Oh, dude that's lit! So hashtag Family Friendly!

by Urb'an Dic. Tionary January 4, 2019

Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍

The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!

by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019

dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.

Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.

by broooon June 8, 2018

Mexican lasagna

Eating out a woman with a yeast infection

I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.

by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022

Fresh lasagna

Where you put ur pp on someone and give him ur special cheese sauce all over his booty cheeks and then spread the marinara all over for lube and then slap some ground meat and then put it all together and u get lasagna all over your booty cheeks

Yo bro did you hear Jacob got some fresh lasagna in him ????!!!!

by Cheffgayrpeepee April 8, 2022

Fresh lasagna

When you put your spaghetti noodle in somones booty hole and give ‘em your special cheese then you spread marinara sauce all over to lather up the cheeks then after that add the booty flakes as seasoning with the meat and boom fresh lasagna all over ya cheeks

Dude did you hear Jacob got fresh lasagna ??

by Cheffgayrpeepee April 8, 2022

london lasagna

when you lube up with marinara sauce and fuck a shitty ass then before you cum pull out and stick your dick in the persons mouth so they can enjoy the lasagna

"Alice is dying for a London Lasagna."

by winston winchester February 13, 2008