crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later

Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight

by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.

by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017

Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍

The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!

by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019

dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.

Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.

by broooon June 8, 2018

Zoe Lasagna

Zoe Laverne who is our one and only queen. Nobody could change my mind.........

Zoe Lasagna is my queen

by xyobbygirlx October 9, 2020

butch lasagna

When man not do send of plantegg photo, or ask if beech would be sending bewbs. Or man not pay cam fee.

Man-“I would like to take you out for nice dinner and respect you!”
Me - “I send nudes?”
Man -“ I respect your body, please talk to me more about your feelings.”
Me-“Butch lasagna beeeech”

by 100yearstoolatebeech December 3, 2018

london lasagna

when you lube up with marinara sauce and fuck a shitty ass then before you cum pull out and stick your dick in the persons mouth so they can enjoy the lasagna

"Alice is dying for a London Lasagna."

by winston winchester February 13, 2008