lamp fight

when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.

" woah i just had a lamp fight and won"
"yeah, was your bulb the brightest"
"yes. and im a badger"

by kirk lizard 3333 January 5, 2009

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast March 4, 2012

Asking lamp

A username that someone uses if they are a trumpie.

Donald trump’s new Twitter handle will be asking lamp

by pseudonymabcde May 16, 2021

lamp anal

compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.

"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."

by mystery dog September 21, 2017

Rubbing The lamp

Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .

I secretly Rubbing The lamp And the magic happens

by life is a joke September 13, 2020

Lamp Lash

when you beat someone with a lamp that has a bendable neck, this is what they get.

My mom was so pissed last night, she beat me with a lamp and gave me Lamp Lash.

by Fallen Corpse September 29, 2017

Ass Lamp

When someone, of indian descent, imitates a lamp, and becomes a complete ass while doing it

Barbra has been a real ass lamp lately

by Jobisha September 13, 2019