A Lamp Hetero, is a heterosexual that lights the way with love. A true ally to the LGBTQ+ community.
"Look at that Lamp Hetero over there. They sure are an example of shining love and acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community."
She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero
She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero
by Kenphil June 13, 2017

by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015

by Awesomegirl07 September 22, 2013

by Jobisha September 13, 2019

compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.
"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."
by mystery dog September 21, 2017

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.
"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"
"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."
"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."
by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.
by shibbytoast March 4, 2012
