Lavender haze

Lavender haze = Being in love
Also: Track 1 of Taylor Swift's 10th album Midnights that's about to be released soon
The song about her mentioning her 6yr relationship with Joe Alwyn😍💜

Swifties are going crazy after hearing about Lavender haze!!

by Swiftie_Yarrow October 6, 2022

Lavender

What your parents tell your little sister that the pile of funny-smelling dried leaves on the back porch is.

Oh, that's just... Lavender...

by Maggie November 15, 2004

Lavender Marriage

A marriage between a heterosexual woman and an openly homosexual man.

Woman: Is Zia really married to Marc? I thought he was gay.
Man: Yeah, it's a lavender marriage.

by Marcus Marez February 18, 2010

lametastic

The state of being extremely lame; alternately, being so lame that it attracts attention.

Man, have you seen the Numa Numa Kid??? That guy is lametastic.

by Freaq July 24, 2008

Lametag

A derogatory term for:

a) People in McJobs who have to wear large gaudy name tags applied directly to their shirts.

b) Euphemistic buzzwords used to describe new fads or trends, such as those in the technology or fashion markets.

A
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Jake: Did you see the oversized novelty name badges those hapless McFonagles employees are made to wear?

Jimmy: Yeah, those are totally lametags.

B
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Jake: Wow, I just heard someone describe the iPhone as a "lifestyle accesory". What a lametag.

Jimmy: Jesus. It's just a mobile phone with a few nice extras! Why do people go so nuts over it?

by zekepliskin December 1, 2009

lametious

People who are charming, charismatic and very intelligent as well.

I have a very lametious personality

by 23jojo12345 July 7, 2010

Lavatory Junkie

One who is a junkie of the lavatory and visits it in excess.

God dammit thats the fourth time in half an hour I been to take a pee. And I spent an hour on the crapper this morning, I'm becoming a lavatory junkie.

by chrisman99 September 22, 2010