cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast January 31, 2012

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lamp anal

compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.

"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."

by mystery dog September 19, 2017

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Lamp Lash

when you beat someone with a lamp that has a bendable neck, this is what they get.

My mom was so pissed last night, she beat me with a lamp and gave me Lamp Lash.

by Fallen Corpse September 26, 2017

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lamp fight

when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.

" woah i just had a lamp fight and won"
"yeah, was your bulb the brightest"
"yes. and im a badger"

by kirk lizard 3333 January 05, 2009

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Lamp Hetero

A Lamp Hetero, is a heterosexual that lights the way with love. A true ally to the LGBTQ+ community.

"Look at that Lamp Hetero over there. They sure are an example of shining love and acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community."

She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero

by Kenphil June 14, 2017

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