kinder suprise

A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.

What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!

by Dermit July 22, 2006

kinder hoe

under age girls who r looking to get laid, dress like sluts and some times lie about there age. In different countries the age of consent varies so the age of kinder hoes varies from country to country.

dam look at that kinder hoe give her one more year and i'd nail her.

by bad fish October 17, 2006

Kinderwhore

A "Child-Woman." When a short, young looking woman dresses like a little girl complete with cute dresses, Mary Jane Shoes, red lipstick and a barrette in hair.

Carrie was dressed like a Kinderwhore today.

by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019

kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong

The traditional water pipe smoking apparatus popularized in Liechtenstein. It is crafted from the skull of a child and cools the smoke before it enters of the lungs of the user in order to make it easier to smoke.

Dude... pass the kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong. I need a hit."

by Aaron Copeland April 10, 2008

kinder

To be a disappointment or deceptive,looks ok on the outside but turns out to be tacky,cheap or shallow on the inside.

He/she seemed genuine,but soon revealed themselves to be a total Kinder.

by Baz James. April 21, 2007

Kindergarten

A game where your a kid that goes to a fucked up school where you almost get poisoned buy a nugget-addict kid, kill your classmates to finish class earlierand get atacked by an angry janitor.

my friend : Dude, my are you afraid of the janitor ?

Me as an intellectual : You have'nt played kindergarten.....

by Sans4smash November 7, 2019

kinderhook, ny

the asshole of the world

john: you need to move to kinderhook, ny
ted: i love kinderhook, ny. Thanks Bro!

by phlegm circle yam December 9, 2008