lego kisser

someone who has had plastic surgery and makes out with people.

Kim Kardashian is such a fucking lego kisser.

by pibbb_ January 1, 2022

Fridge Kisser

People who have a piercing on their face.

"Hey! Check out my new lip piercing"
"Ha, you're a fridge kisser now."

by DominickO December 11, 2021

Sister Fister the mister kisser

Your dad

My dad is a sister Fister the mister kisser

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021

Mommy Kisser

When someone (at an inappropriate age) kisses their mom on the lips. Usually used to describe a momma's boy but can be used against a momma's girl as well.

Example 1:

Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt-"YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."

Example 2: White people

Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama

by EGG_125_ May 23, 2022

Soil Kisser

1) Someone even worse than a Dirt Muncher, Submissive and Breedable

That Soil Kisser is really getting on my nerves.

by AlexJohnTheConstance March 28, 2022

Cold Hearted Kisser

Someone who has a cold heart but can illustrate his emotions to only a select audience of females

Jansen is such a cold hearted kisser

by BronzeSnail5801 September 12, 2021

Cheese Kisser

Typically used as an insult. Is a person who kisses cheese or is a person that is very open about their sex lives to people who didn't ask or want to know about it.

"<name> is a cheese kisser." or "You are a cheese kisser."

by Blue00 August 20, 2024