Kettle

Device used to make water boil

Normally used with noodles or beverages such as tea and coffee

I used the kettle to make my morning coffee

by 000_cheese December 30, 2023

Kettle

a small area in which demonstrators or protesters are confined by police seeking to maintain order during a demonstration.

"activists in the kettle were protesting at being held and resisting arrest"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

Kettle

The term used for when Marcus was whacked on the head with a kettle for sounding too english. Ouch.

Mbai: Soyboy got kettled again
Soyboy: :(

by Soybo y November 26, 2021

bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.

Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!

by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023

kettling

expression used to show how funny something is i.e. wheezing so hard that you sound like a kettle

IM KETTLINGGG LMAOOOO😭💀💀

by zeeeee<3 April 12, 2022

Leaky Kettle

Were you are in a Ket hole and unable to move to go to the bathroom

Frick me Adam was on some right stuff last night he ended up in a right leaky kettle

by Strawbes02 March 6, 2024

Kettling

Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp

Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"

by Bibboberso April 30, 2024