Kayass

Kayass, a text alternative to the insult 'k you ass' or 'ok your an ass'

Tomorrow you owe me a drink buddy!
Kayass, I'll do that...

by Beth Mcavoy May 28, 2008

California Kayak

An advanced bathroom maneuver in which one vomits between one's legs while simultaneously defecating seated upon a toilet (aka Tuck-n-Chuck). Chiefly used in public restrooms as an emergency party management technique.

I didn't know if I was going to hurl or shart, but somehow I managed to California Kayak my way out of there with my dignity intact!

by Jason Lester September 2, 2011

Kaya

Verb, Kaya or Kaya'd, When one consumes too much alcohol/Substances and proceeds too knock drinks over, Give people the eye when told too calm down, Too bounce around the club like you're on smack whilst occasionally wiggling too a banger then vanishing like maddie mcann.

Can't wait for this weekend I'm getting kaya'd

You pulled a kaya last night, Hope you got home safe pal

by RJR Frisk May 19, 2018

Binge of kayakers

Collective noun phrase for a group of kayakers.

Clive: Sorry about the party crashing dude, I was on my way over an got followed by a binge of kayakers.

Mike: That's ok dude, they're more fun than that whinge of emos at the last one.

by Woodquay September 3, 2010

Greasy kayak

When the woman/man puts on a brown body suit and greases herself/himself up with canola oil and slides into the partners anus head first

mary had poop on her hair from last night, she gave me a Greasy Kayak

by ralphnader1 August 1, 2016

Kaya Bear

My Red nose pitty, whom of which is ferociously sweet...

I played Chuck it with Kaya Bear today.. Kaya bear sit. Lay down. Kill... Good girl!

by A.Oh! November 29, 2011

kanzah

A extremely kind and caring person who always puts others first! Kansahs' make great best friends and are very funny. They also can be quite stroppy but never for long!

That girl is so kind she must be a kanzah

by 1234bleeeh March 18, 2015