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kamikaze shitposter

Someone in a social media group having a complete mental breakdown that posts comments lashing out at named and unnamed individuals (shitposts) drawing the ire of the group who then pile on the abuse drowning the shitposter until they quit or get banned
Karen was so upset someone fact-checked her meme she lashed out at everyone with a string of nonsensical tirades exposing herself as a kamikaze shitposter
by Addison Starkweather February 20, 2023
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Kamikaze

The Japanese enemies are the kamikazes
OH SHIT ITS THE KAMIKAZE GO GO GO SHOOT THE JAPANESE KAMAKAZI
by a random person December 9, 2023
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Kamikaze Shart

When you purposefully spray Liquid ass in your restroom to make it miserable for the next person who has to poop after you.
Holy crap dude, I Kamikaze shart the shitter and Mike threw up before he could even begin pooping
by ObsidianWraith March 27, 2023
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Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.
I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.
by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022
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The Kamikaze

When you only care about cock-blocking another person you may enter an interaction with the intention of stuffing up any sexual chemistry and making the person being pursued instantly reject the pursuer
I saw a guy i didnt like the look of hitting on a girl. I decided to do the kamikaze and instantly had both of them split up with the girl leaving the interaction.
by spicemagic October 9, 2016
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Kamikaze

Doing a kamikaze is while you masturbate, you call your parents just before finishing
Yesterday Tom missed a kamikaze and now his parents want to castrate him
by Mastropiero April 5, 2020
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weiner kamikaze

where three or more friends hook up with the same girl and all is revealed and all three feel like committing Hari Kari.
Me and my two and my two friends found out about Rosemary and committed weiner kamikaze.
by Jim Luebrecht December 6, 2016
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