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Joshua

Eeeww thats a Joshua!
by Jesusjnr December 4, 2015
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Joshua can be a total douche. He can be really funny yet annoying. He has a big and perverted mind, always thinking about sex. He is sexy with a huge ass. Joshua is a petite short men. He likes to play music such as guitar and likes to sing. When coming into a relationship he can take it pretty serious. He is always trying to get attention by doing stupid stuff and annoying people.
Omg is that Joshua's ass?
by claraa January 6, 2014
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A sly little bitch who makes his way down town, walking fast but faces never past because he then realises that he never came out of the closet. Yes, ALL Joshua specimen are gay/lesbian (cause ya never know who be naming who) and that they should spring free and grant everyone their gayness. This is for you, Josh and Ella don't kill me, please.
-BTW THIS IS A JOKE
Man 1: Look at him sucking dick.
Man 2: God, he's such a Joshua...
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Gay. Probably small penis. Also likes bbc. Will probably Mary a dude named moumasa.
Joshua was in the porn video yesterday
by Nigger 51 February 1, 2019
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The man that the moment he walks in your life, everything will start to go right. He will ask you to watch the stars. He will hold you and protect you and move anything out of his way that will harm his girlfriend. His energy is steady and grounded. He is will talk about any subject no matter how odd. He is a good listener. I love it when he goes on and on talking. He really knows how to make a lady feel connected and he will treat her with gentlemen's manners. He will ask to meet your father, and he will open your door, and kiss you hands. He will see through your every flaw and understand because he knows pain. He knows depth. He is smart. He is trustworthy. When you meet a Joshua, the type of man that will rock your world, KEEP HIM, and forget about any other guy that existed before him because he is just that awesome. He will drive and motivate you. He will always come back around just make sure you truly give him your heart if you Choose and are Chosen by a Joshua. You are my sunshine
Wow I have never met a man that competes with Joshua
by Reddaimonddruby June 12, 2018
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HE IS A CUNT
JOSHUA IS A CINT
by I HATE PEOPLE8000 January 28, 2019
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Joshua is a idiot
Joshua is dumb
by Licker lick June 11, 2018
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