Skip to main content

Jorge Posada

A misshapen scrotum; usually the result of obsessively trying to place your cock up your own ass.
“I really have to stop trying to butt-fuck myself all the time,” said A-Rod, “because I’m getting one heck of a Jorge Posada.”
by hebpro November 6, 2007
mugGet the Jorge Posada mug.

Jomeen

A Jomeen is a moment in time when you do somthing utterly stupid. So stupid that to perform this action it takes brains and thereofre it is not stupid. I hope you get that because i don't...
Like when you have driven all they way down the moterway beofre forgeting you have left your car at home.
Or
When Josh leaves his key inside the hotel room on a school trip.
Despite, a Jomeen being unfortunate for the victim it is often worderfully funny for any passers by...
by LifeLover97 July 6, 2011
mugGet the Jomeen mug.
Related Words
joreeroj Joreeze Joree joreen Joreena Joreese jorge Jorden Jorgen Jolee

Jorge Washingtinez

George Washington's lesser known mexican soul-brother political counterpart.
Voter: Que Pasa Mang? You Vote For Jorge Washingtinez?
Voter 2: Na Mang, I Voted Por My Ese, Hector!
by Galactech April 1, 2015
mugGet the Jorge Washingtinez mug.

Jorge

Jorge is a very competitive person. Always is trying to one-up me in everything. Loves his team more than anything else.
Jorge loves Chivas more than he does Melissa.
by melissaiscool123 June 16, 2018
mugGet the Jorge mug.

Jorel

A guy that only dates needy bitches and has a chode.
"Did you see how many gimme girls Jorel has gotten within the last year?"
by vik122001 November 21, 2018
mugGet the Jorel mug.

Jorge

Jorge is a guy who isn't as tall but pretty great for his personality. Jorge is a sweetheart, shy, funny, helpful, loving person you can go to. He might not be great at spanish but that's fine. He plays in the mariachi, and wants to try new things. He looks like a lollipop, but hey, you just cant tell the difference on which one is sweeter.
by Meme.lord63 January 2, 2019
mugGet the Jorge mug.

Jorden

a person named Jorden is a Super hella rad person like hecc. there aren't enough jorden definitions so like ye. here ya go eggs exist. btw if you don't water jorden at least once a week they'll drown in the air around them. be a decent person and they'll be a hella way better person back
p1: why are you pouring water on Jorden
p2: Shhhhhhhh If I don't they'll drown
by heccu April 25, 2019
mugGet the Jorden mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email