Jordan

The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker

Fuck Jordan

by HandleNutSac February 02, 2019

Jordans

basketball shoes for people that don't play basketball

ex:

person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys

by Papa Kancer October 21, 2016

jordan

jordan is a sweet boy who deserves nothing but the world. He respects women and men. He has a lot of friends and is quite popular if you ask me. Jordan is all you could ask for if i could say so myself. Jordan’s are charming and so incredibly hott. Jordan’s are loyal. I’m dating one myself and i love him to the moon and back. if you’re a jordan reading this i want to let you know that your special and everybody loves you for your amazing personality and please keep it that way.

ur friend- dude your so lucky to have jordan he’s the sweetest boy i know

you- i love him. he’s all i could ever ask for! i hope this lasts forever, i don’t what i’d do without him.

by yeet to the gucci vault July 11, 2020

jordan

a jordan is when you go under the bed and masterbate.

“last night, my boyfriend really did a jordan.”

by ezisjaded February 18, 2021

jordan

A fucking idiot that no one likes.

Person 1: *fake hits Jordan
Jordan: Bro that hurt say sorry
Person 1: What? that did not hurt
Jordan: Yes it did how are you going to tell me

by DIO THE NONHERO January 14, 2020

Jordan

an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.

"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."

by FuckingToxicGarbage January 20, 2020

Jordan

a baby that is born out of the butthole

A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan

Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon

by newfie October 22, 2006