ex:
person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys
person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys
by Papa Kancer October 21, 2016
jordan is a sweet boy who deserves nothing but the world. He respects women and men. He has a lot of friends and is quite popular if you ask me. Jordan is all you could ask for if i could say so myself. Jordan’s are charming and so incredibly hott. Jordan’s are loyal. I’m dating one myself and i love him to the moon and back. if you’re a jordan reading this i want to let you know that your special and everybody loves you for your amazing personality and please keep it that way.
ur friend- dude your so lucky to have jordan he’s the sweetest boy i know
you- i love him. he’s all i could ever ask for! i hope this lasts forever, i don’t what i’d do without him.
you- i love him. he’s all i could ever ask for! i hope this lasts forever, i don’t what i’d do without him.
by yeet to the gucci vault July 11, 2020
by ezisjaded February 18, 2021
Person 1: *fake hits Jordan
Jordan: Bro that hurt say sorry
Person 1: What? that did not hurt
Jordan: Yes it did how are you going to tell me
Jordan: Bro that hurt say sorry
Person 1: What? that did not hurt
Jordan: Yes it did how are you going to tell me
by DIO THE NONHERO January 14, 2020
an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.
"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."
by FuckingToxicGarbage January 20, 2020
A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan
Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon
B:must be a jordan
Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon
by newfie October 22, 2006
A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.
"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"
by Randybobany January 30, 2017