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Mick Jones

The guitarist for arguably the best punk band ever, the clash aka the only band that matters. From England. He and bassist Paul Simonon invited Joe Strummer to join their band and then the clash was born. Mick sang some of the band's best songs, Train in Vain, Should I stay or Should I Go, and Lost in the Supermarket. He was kicked out of the clash shortly before they broke up and went on to form the band Big Audio Dynamite. Much later he formed the band Carbon/Silicon.
-Who is the guy from the Clash that looks like Jerry Seinfeld?
-Mick Jones!
by Johnny Vicious December 20, 2008
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Jackhammer Jones

A sexual act that requires a man and a woman. The woman lays flat on the bed where as the man stands up, grabs the woman's ankles, and then assumes the scissor position. He lifts up her ankles, and inserts his penis into her vagina. After the insertion, shake the woman violently while she is hanging upside down and imitate the sound of a Jackhammer.
That Tyler sure will give your bitch the ol' Jackhammer Jones!
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Negro Jones

the most eligent, swift, & physically built negro male; if the Pink Panther was a fully grown negro male
Walt: Who has the longest dick and dresses the best at an eligent setting?
Johnny Boy: well that there is the good old Negro Jones.
by ohyeahfuckme1996 September 3, 2016
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Motherfucker Jones

1) n. When things are not what they seem.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.

Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.
Dude 1: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !
by Dean Motherfucker Jones October 5, 2011
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James Earl Jones

Famous for his deep and authoritative voice, used most famously for impressive roles as leaders like Darth Vader in the Star Wars Trilogy and Mufasa in The Lion King. Is the voice that says "This is CNN" on the network's ads.

Announced the forty-fifth greatest movie villain of all time by Maxim Magazine's "Fifty Greatest Movie Villains of all Time" list for his character of Darth Vader in Star Wars.

His "death" was announced during a live broadcast of an NBA playoff game in April of 1998; the deceased was actually James Earl Ray, convicted assassin of Martin Luther King.
James Earl Jones, I want to jump your bones with this light saber!
by Pittsford Mendon June 30, 2006
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Jonestown

One of the worst events in United States History. 918 people died of either gunshots, stabbings, or drinking a cyanide laced fruit drink. This incident is what made the phrase "don't drink the Kool-aid".
"9/11 was the worst US tragedy, but Jonestown is a close second"
by Sidd t April 1, 2013
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jonesin'

Having a withdrawal, or craving for something, an addiction. Can be drug related.
Dude my computer hasnt worked in 2 weeks im jonesin' for sum world of warcrack
by gbrd January 6, 2008
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