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Jonathan

Me-are you high
Jonathan -am I what
Me-high
Jonathan -hello
by Bagelore September 1, 2019
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Jonathan

A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.

When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."

"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
by Zana Bella February 4, 2021
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Jonathan

A kid who is very sweet and is kind to others around and is single bad is very nice and has a lots of friends for example Jaylah his crush ❤️❤️
Jonathan is a nice guy
by Jonathan9190 February 10, 2018
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Jonathan

Oh shit! A Rat! Oi Jonathan- scatter, mate!
by Old French man May 28, 2019
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Jonathan

A true gay hill-billy. Probably married to his brother, probably has 28 children, and most probably loves to catch catfish with his dick. You be warned, do not dare enter his swamp without his permission.
Jonathan: Ma there's another gator in the house!

Jonathan's ma: Another gator?! Give me that shovel!
by Tutankhamun1 October 30, 2013
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Jonathan

The name of someone who used to be kind, caring and gentle. People treated him like crap and now he's one of the most evil people around. He has very few friends and tends to show hatred towards everyone else. The only people he still cares about are his family. He is very selfish, manipulative, rude and greedy.
Girl: What ever happened to Jonathan?

Girl 2: He finally went off the deep end. Stay away from him.
by wooby55 October 8, 2014
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Jonathan

A rich Nazi who thinks he is funny but really not.
Jonathan: SaltyPants? More like EmptyPants!
Conner: No.. Just no
by Ben Sacer October 31, 2016
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