dirty jody

A women that injoys to cuddle with her husband and watch gay porn until she drips
Hey honey can we do a dirty Jody tonight
by Crack monkey Paris March 21, 2017
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sippin' on Jody

The act of performing fellatio.

Background: Midwest 1990's. Thought to have been a reference to former MLB catcher Jody Davis (who was notedly friends with B.J Surhoff).
Though an injury sustained in a game of lawn darts prevented Patrick from having sex with the maid, he was able to convince her to sip on Jody for a couple minutes.
by C. Krueger Ivy League October 02, 2004
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lil jodie

under aged little slut. craving attention
girl walks by with her backpack in a tanktop and a skirt that shows her ass cheeks.

damn look at that lil jodie
by jimmy dirts June 02, 2011
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(The) Jason Jody

A ritual highly known amongst the north eastern part of the U.S.A. In which one indulges in a series of various ways to "Get Fucked Up"

An official Jason Jody consists of :
1- 1 shot J.D.
2- 2 Beers one shotgunned and 1 funneled.

3- 3 shots of 3 different vodkas
4- 4 puffs on a fat joint
5- 5 mikes hard lemonades chugged
6- 6 tabs of any grade acid you can get your hands on.
7- 7 grams of mushrooms orally consumed
8 -8 cigs to have while your trip takes effects
9 -9 huge bong hits
10-10 1 more bong hit, instead of weed one fattely packed bowl of 80x saliva.
Damn, jay completed the (The) Jason Jody last night!!!
by J-Avez February 03, 2011
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to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
by tonitewedineinhell July 11, 2008
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Jodie Griffiths

Fucking cool son of a bitch, perfect shaped nose, shame about the boyfriend hes abit of a drip.
you wish you were as awesome as Jodie Griffiths. Often referred to as the Jodemiester.
by JodieGriffithssadly August 16, 2011
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Jody Seabody and the Whirls

oh my god, did you see Jody Seabody and the Whirls at supperhappy last night? I want to rape them all.
by JodyPoo:] February 02, 2010
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