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jobber

somebody who makes somebody else look good in front of other people
james is being a real jobber how many times does he job to me
by craggle69 November 21, 2009
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Jobber

Someone who talks about someone or something like they know all about it, but in reality they're either really new to it, or they want to make themselves look like a badass because the people they're talking to are clueless on the situation.
Brandon: "Meagan told me she was head walking and stage diving for that band the other night man!"

John: "Bullshit, that bitch is such a Jobber."
by DontJobOnMe December 30, 2011
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jobria

Is a wonderful and intelligent person love's and cares for others and believes in one another people will love her and care for her she does not get alot of attention but she makes an crowd open up to her
Jobria is great
by Ppppp May 17, 2018
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why so jobless ?

Why So Jobless (WSJ) has been derived from Why So Serious.

"Why So Jobless can be used as a response to someone who is completely jobless and is talking complete crap and is driving the other person insane.
ram : wanna join me for a party at 10 am this monday ?
sai : dude Why So Jobless ?
by silent hacker June 8, 2011
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Jobe

A simpleton, someone who is poorly schooled, or someone with a mental deficiency.

Origin: Movie, The Lawnmower Man.
If you talk to Derek or KickFag, they seem like such Jobes. Are you sure they aren't retarded?
by Mario Rogic April 13, 2006
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hand jobber

Term for asian woman that preforms happy ending massages
Look at that korean in the higs heels and short skirt. She is for sure a hand jobber.
by Pool Guy4L June 18, 2010
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Jobcel

A person who is involuntarily without a job, the term is derived from "Incel", a person who is involuntarily celibate, and is used to imply that that being jobless is in many ways similar to being celibate, in that they are both undesirable qualities that are mostly involuntary.
Oh my god, Richard Crappington is such a jobcel, I'm gonna marry Hernandez Martinez Cortez instead, because Latinx people are more employed on average.
by lil uygha February 14, 2022
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