jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

jerking out

The act of jerking off while working out.

Carl: I watched a pornographic film last night of two dudes in a gym jerking out together.

by railwayhandjob1801 January 16, 2016

jermiglio

A bad name to name anything (including a monkey)

Who names a monkey jermiglio

by Tigger13 August 17, 2018

jerking a circle

An underground sexual activity invented by Julien Silvas. Participants hold hands in a circle, while the leader of the group strips off their clothes, stands in the middle, and screams “IM A BABY BALLERINA” maniacally while doing naked ballet and swinging their genitalia around.

“i’ll jerk your circle”
“go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

by pushingveronica February 7, 2019

jerking the dice

When someone is hesitating to roll a dice at a tense part of a game in fear that they roll a low number, so they just keep bouncing the dice around in their hand, making it look like they are giving an invisible handjob.

"C'mon man, just roll it! Stop jerking the dice!"

by Saqvobase March 3, 2019

Jeroming Around

The act of chilling when you have friends doing work.

Jim: That darn Jonas is jeroming around while we do all this hard work!
Bob: Yeah, he needs to learn to work harder.

by The Toast Man October 30, 2019

Jerking His Yert

Fancy way of saying male masturbation

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts

by organcontainer March 31, 2020