jepson

jepson is a fucking legend he does all these grinds 24/7 a day he be pumping bare muscles he gon juicing on the girls all the girls when they see him they fucking be groddled on the floor out of amazement on awe on the absolute fucking hunkus of a munkus jepson is jepson is successful he has a career and he has a wife and kids but he immer be fucking the girls real hard and all the girls like him if he was gay all the guys would love him too

"jepson is a fucking legend"
"jepson has a nice penis"

by crazynutsack October 12, 2022

jeppilepsy

A state of epilepsy that occurs in the early hours of the morning where jarpedd (aka big poppa, heaviest cap, jaaarpppinittttt) inhales copious amount of nitrous oxide and begins to display symptoms of someone with disabilities.

“Omg! Jedd just had an jeppilepsy espisode, did you see that???”

by Heaviest caption December 17, 2022

Jeprox

Noun, Adjective originally derogatory. A person, often low upper class, generally unemployed, living by the wealth left by a rich ancestor, hence spoiled, undisciplined, hedonistic.

My friend from a Jeprox family has trouble holding on to a job when he moved to Canada.

by Lope Ka Santos January 20, 2023

Jepolie

A big fat nigger guy with a beard and many schizophrenia alters. Also has the name Joe pottery

Bingle: “Look at that nigger!”
Happy: “What a Jepolie.. lol.”

by TT_foreal July 14, 2024

Jeppe Boy

An absolute machine of a man .They are better than kes boys in every aspect of life. They finish all of the chicks, and leave non for the kes boys which is why they are all gay. Those who don't get the opportunity to be a jeppe boy are often jealous, and attracted to men.

" My girlfriend just cheated on me, but it was with a Jeppe Boy so i understand".

by Anounimous O.G July 15, 2024

jepedofile

A Puppets Master who likes to keep his puppet in his mastetier dungeon. Do not be fooled by the jepefofile.

“Ever since that bizarre incident at the puppet show, old Mr. Jenkins has been the talk of the town as a suspected jepedofile.”

by Blocka rules July 28, 2024

Jepniță

Imagine the following scenario. You and your romanian friends are playing Catan, a strategic boardgame. One of your friends, named Rareș, places his little house pieces on the hexagons that give him resources whenever a player rolls a 10 with a dice. That 10 gets rolled approximately 15 times in the whole round. Rareș also steals your own resources and only hits dice rolls that only benefit him. As if he's actually cheating (but he isn't). Despite all of these resources and advantageous circumstances that he finds himself in, he still somehow manages to lose the game.

Rareș is a jepniță.

He got really lucky, but because he's so stupid and has no thoughts in his brain, he still lost. What a jepniță.

His mom lives in my basement because he's a jepniță of a human being.

We all hate jepnițe.

by edu4rd January 13, 2024