Jensen

A sandwich made from the butt-end of the bread with one piece of meat. Usually consumed when there's nothing else to eat and you're really hungover.

Man I drank way too much last night, I need a Jensen.

by grande1234 September 18, 2013

Jemus

uh..you'd have had to be there I guess. Well it's sort of a messed up word for Jesus which means that it isn't Jesus at all it's just a... well sorta kinda like a knock-off Jesus.. $2.50 Wal*Mart brand. Being called a Jemus is one of the highest forms of flattery there ever was.

Faithe is such a cool Jemus llama-lover.

by grr33n August 11, 2004

Jensen

The most beautiful girl you will lay your eyes on. Jensens tend to be artistically adept and extremely smart. They also tend to have a striking sense of humour and charisma. If you meet a Jensen, consider yourself one of the lucky few.

"Wow, who is that amazing girl?"
"That's Jensen, gotta love her."

by Juskyle Limbard August 31, 2013

jebus

Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.

Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!

by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004

Jens-Petter

Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.

Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.

by Trollcat June 4, 2013

Jensen

To fax your own penis through a fax machine.

Holy crap, that guy just jensened.

by Alex Forkstealer January 21, 2006

jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY

I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School

by Catsonweed May 30, 2018