Jonathan

A very attractive sexy beast, who in fact is fat but still gets the ladies.

"Dude how could that fat-ass get that chick". He must be a jonathan.

by Mr.jroll April 3, 2008

Jonathan Peters

one of the best house music d.j.s ....known the most for spinning in the legendary sound factory

you j.p ripped it sick last... he did a 24 hr set

by sfmar May 1, 2005

Jonathan

Is a very sexy person with a long dickand pulls all of the girls but rejects most of them and loves his girlfriend 4ever and has money. Is a person that understands people and gets people and is very loving and hoeslove him.

I'm gonna name him jonathan

by 151112 May 17, 2018

Jonathan

A dude who is smart and can't take a joke. Always super AnGry in the morning. But is happy after he eats lunch.

"Bro, I just farted on Jonathan."

by apyxus October 8, 2019

Jonathan

A beverage consisting of three-quarters iced tea and one-quarter lemonade.

Waiter, I'll take another Jonathan, please. And one for the lady as well.

by Axes of Evil August 19, 2009

dr jonathan davis

An amazing talent. A cross between the lead singer of Korn and a young retired millionaire doctor. He boldly goes where no one should. His demeanor is that of a 14 year old, yet he is sly as a fox and can be as dangerous as a yak in heat. Beware ladies and gentlemen you have been warned.

I want to be as awesome as Dr Jonathan Davis, but I'm only a human.

by Bob Smith69 December 18, 2009

Zombie Jonathan

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.

Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.

by Littlefinch March 19, 2009