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Jakob

(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.
Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”
by Armenianthief January 25, 2023
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Jakob Njos

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”
by Imyourpapa001 November 5, 2023
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Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked
we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild
by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023
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creutzfeldt jakob disease

a rare brain disorder caused by prions

its symptoms include: personality changes, memory loss, impaired thinking, blurry vision or blindness, insomnia, problems with coordination, trouble speaking or swallowing, and sudden jerky movements
creutzfeldt jakob disease is caused by genetics and exposure to contaminated tissue but can also develop later in life by the age of 60
by Perfect Mania January 8, 2024
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Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.
I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩
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Jakob

Jakob frank is the most beautiful boy you’ll ever see he has the kindest heart and the nicest brown eyes you’ll ever look into, he’s hard not to fall in love with. Jakob is a 10/10. He’s always there for you no matter what, even in the hardest of times. Jakob is the kind of boy who is your best friend, but you know it’s more than just that. Deep down, you know, Jakob is everything you need and want but you can’t admit your feelings because you would never want to lose a person like Jakob.
I love jakob so much, I don’t know how to tell him because I don’t want to lose him, he’s the best friend I’ve ever had.
by lovergurl444 December 12, 2022
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jakob

a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell
that person is a jakob
by twinxkk December 20, 2022
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