Smoking Jacket

A sexual act similar to the Sacramento Sweater, except with an aromatic sprinking of tobacco.

To protect myself from the ashes of my lover Eduardo's pulsating Cuban cigar I always wear my Smoking Jacket.

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

fanny jacket

Noun. A dense and widepread growth of pubic hair in close/medium proximity to a fanny. This apparel is often sported by Eastern European power field event athletes and gains its name from the large dense weave that is reminiscent of a winter overcoat

As Gretna grunted and hurled the hammer for the last time in her Olympic career, the men in the crowd winced as a an ample wedge of fanny jacket peered out of the bottom of her lycra bicycle shorts

by guruwong September 20, 2005

Cootch Jacket

slang for the bottom half of womans lingerie or underwear

i took off her cootch jacket and her bush looked like my front lawn

by Anduski July 27, 2006

Fuck Jacket

A Condom.

"A Fuck Jacket is a critical defense against Unwanted Pregnancy."

"I always make sure to have a Fuck Jacket on me in case of random strange."

by Smoker_Buddy June 20, 2012

Jimmy Jacket

The use of multiple condoms to prevent STD and pregnancy against supersluts.

Steve: would you have sex with britney spears?

Jeremy: not without a jimmy jacket!

by Cee059 June 29, 2009

Poo Jacket

An unsightly brown leather jacket which though intended to look dangerous and rockstarrish or perhaps sophisticated and suave serves only to give off the illusion that it's wearer has become encrusted with shit.

Poo Jacket wearer: "Oh fuck yeah, I'm lookin so dangerous in this sweet as leather jacket"
Girl: "ooooooooooh it's a poo jacket"

Example#2 *it rains and poo jacket melts off*
Poo Jacket wearer: "oh fuck, time to go into the gents to replenish this thing"

by pyonmeister March 17, 2011

swagger jacket

When a jacket is worn unzipped with no other clothing underneath it in order to display swagger

Look at that dude walking down the street in his swagger jacket.

by Bit Shen Productions April 8, 2010