JP

an incredibly sexy chad and a professional pussy slayer, he is the human equivalent of a dildo, he has the ability to extract lesbians from the lgbt community

'yo it that the big JP' - person 1
'holy shit look at the crowd of chicks around him' - person 2

by _JP September 5, 2021

JP

Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.

Cool kid: Is that the BIGGEST JP SIMP OF ALL TIME
Normal kid: HOLY FUCK IT IS

by FNDSFDSHJFHDSJAFHDIAHHHFGDJABF April 15, 2020

JPS

An acronym for “jiggles per second”

Ibsr it’s when that bunda has that high jps innit

by mvmz February 19, 2023

JP🤔

JP🤔 aka “just pondering” is common uses in conversation to explain what you are doing, this is a shortened way to explain that you are simply just pondering atm. This term can be used to Ramon suspicious or mysterious.

Not to be confused with the common term “just pioneering”

Person 1: hey bro wyd

Person 2: JP🤔 hby

by 2sukamukmcguck June 29, 2023

JP Cheek

One fly guy!!! He is cool!!! He rocks the school!!! He like to sing random songs during break and accidentally destroyed one of the moons of Saturn while doing a science fair.

JP Cheek accidentally destroyed the 5th moon of Saturn!!!

by O CRUD! November 28, 2003

JP

the most perfect person on planet earth, insanely funny and fallons a bitch

jp is really funny

by jpgotit November 21, 2023

JP.

an abbreviated word for just playin'.

"Bruh, stop hitting me u dick."

"Nahh, baby, im jp."

by astupidassloner July 4, 2022