Josiah 

Josiahs are great people. They tend to do well in anything they put their mind to, especially band related activities. They get decently good grades and occasionally slack off, but once they're reminded to lock in, their grades will go up. With the right motivation they can achieve anything. They tend to be kind and caring, and are gentle at their core. However some things they say may surprise you. They act very differently compared to who they are talking to. Their humor is very unpredictable but you'll still get a good laugh with them. They tend to also be very tall but aren't typically intimidating. They are very loyal, and it's partially because they tend to be awkward around women. They tend to befriend a variety of people and aren't afraid to do something funny to get a good laugh. They are very determined and will undergo a lot for people they care about. They may not be the smartest in life, but are smart in random subjects. They will goof off a lot of the time, but will sober up when needed. They tend to also be history nerds, and occasionally math nerds. If you meet a Josiah, he might just be the one.

"No Josiah, you cannot put metal in the microwave."

Josiah by Ray Sterling September 16, 2024

Josiah 

Christian boy, no aura, looks like a hedgehog, has a fat crush on Chase and Carson. Irresponsible.

Hes being so josiah

Josiah by GRIDDYMESSYSKIBIDDIPEPSI April 23, 2025

josiah leming 

Josiah Leming was a contestant on season 7 of American Idol. He made it to Hollywood and did fairly well, but was not chosen to be one of the top 24. He is a skilled song writer and has posted several videos of his work on YouTube (username ohjaimes78). He was also a guest on the Ellen Degeneras Show where he performed his song "To Run".

Josiah Leming will have a record deal in no time.

josiah leming by Olshan February 19, 2008

Josiah Hill 

A dick who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and stop boasting.

This guy is such a Josiah Hill

Josiah Hill by big_ears_dude January 31, 2019

Josiah and Julianna 

A couple that is complicated, yet a good pair, they agree on most things. They can have dirty jokes that they keep to themselves, and keep each other entertained. They can sometimes be having mixed signals. Josiah and Julianna like privacy, when they are together. They can have very weird conversations usually involving sex. They enjoy talking, especially to each other about everything. They have friends get in the way, but they will never have themselves in the way.

"Awwwww, Josiah and Julianna make a good couple." - selena

" I know right"- Joanna

Josiah and Julianna by none of ur freaking beeswax June 12, 2013

Josiah Palacios 

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.

Josiah Palacios is an even bigger unit that Howard.

Josiah Palacios by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020

Josiah Rivero 

The max level of sus that someone can potentially get to.

Why are you so Josiah Rivero.

Josiah Rivero by IsitwhileIpeeanditfeelsgreat June 11, 2019