Doing a Janine

Doing a Janine refers to spilling food on oneself.

Oh shit, I've spilled sauce on myself!
Ha ha, you've done a Janine!
Yep, I'm doing a Janine.

Doing a Janine by DarronK December 27, 2011

janine 

That depressed emo bitch caught crying in the bathroom

hey did u see Janine crying in the bathroom again

janine by depressedemo269 February 12, 2020

Jeanne 

A whore that loves to make little things the biggest deal. Her only skill/hobbies is yelling at kids, controlling her mansss, and making you want to kill yourself.

Oh my fucking god that adult is screaming at a kid that isn't even hers! She's definitely a Jeanne.

Jeanne by Omfg kill me now June 2, 2019

Jeanne 

All person named Jeanne are pick me girls. They just want attention and they going to do anything possible to have attention. Some Jeanne even go to fake a ankle injury or go make out with a guy they called ugly. All Jeanne are annoying. If you don't have a Jeanne if your life, be grateful.

Someone: Did you see the new girl named Jeanne?
A good guy: No, and I don't want to see her all Jeanne are pick me and annoying.
Someone: I agree bro.

Jeanne by The guy who's always right bro October 21, 2021

Jeanined 

If you don’t show up for your tee time at least 10 minutes early, your friends leave and golf without you.

Bruce showed up at 6:58am for a 7 am tee time he got Jeanined and had to find his group on hole 1’s green.

Jeanined by Chicksonstickz June 25, 2023

Janine Date 

When you and your girl go on a date and her mom comes too, but it's ok because she pays for everything.

Bro me and my girl had plans but then her mom came and turned it into a Janine Date.

Janine Date by _chroobs_ April 19, 2017

jeanne-laure 

Jeanne-Laure are really passionate girls! They tend to be at the same time trustworthy, completely fun and admirable. The only point is that, even if they are really talkative and surrounded by a real crew (often because they are part of sport teams!), they are still mysterious. They want to keep their "secret garden" just to share with the essentials. People around Jeanne-Laure are really lucky, those girls are full of advice (and full of joy!).

"Have you seen Jeanne-Laure? I can't find her to kick the ass of the vodka bottle around!"
"Jeanne-Laure is the opposite of her name's cliché"

jeanne-laure by hihoulab June 6, 2017